It is well reported that Lindsay Lohan is a woman whose morals are so loose it's a surprise that she can even walk with them getting tangled up around her ankles, so it should come as no surprise that the skank is partial to a lavvy love-in, a toilet tryst, a convenience congress, a bog bonk. Basically, Bobby Brown's son is claiming he shagged her in the toilets of a club. And the Browns always seemed like such a nice family...

Landon Brown, who has a reality show on MTV and is in no way just sprouting sensationalist bollocks to get people to watch it (after all he needs to make some money after his inheritance disappeared in a puff of drugs), says that he and LoMorals met at a private party at an LA club two years ago.

He said: "Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

"I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at
each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me
in."

The pair apparently dated "briefly" before splitting. And there must have been such high hopes after such a romantic start.

He added: "It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get
back in touch with her – really soon."

Is he crazy? Does he not know she bats for the other team now anyway? Well he did have Whitney Houston for a step mother so clearly has a very f*cked up notion of what would make a good partner.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/lindsay-lohan-has-special-time-with-bo...